MaimyMayo - Pepperman Strikes WITH LYRICS

*spoken*
Pepperman:
*laughs in artisan pepper*

When I painted you that ugly,
it was supposed to be ABSTRACT!
Yeesh..

*sung*
Fester out all of your doubt,
Pepperman is in the house!
The hottest one Pizzaface has hired,
SCORCHING PEPPINO IN ARTISAN FIRE!!!

I'm the top first choice,
for the others, I'm their better!
The famed, esteemed,
the world's best pepper!

I'm a masterpiece, just take a look at my art!
I've perfectеd my craft, when I play this part!

Peppino:
Not that precisеly, won't ask you nicely!
Red bell peppers are never spicy!
Keep that physique, but you're still a freak!
I'll take you on, even at your peak!

Pepperman:
Fester out all of your doubt,
Pepperman is in the house!
The hottest one Pizzaface has hired,
SCORCHING PEPPINO IN ARTISAN FIRE!!!

*spoken*
Y'know, it's not easy being the perfect pepper...

*sung*
I am beauty, I am grace,
I'm number one, for Pizzaface!
Look at me and see I'm quaint,
I'm the ONLY pepper saint!

*spoken*
Oh, hey there, good lookin'!
What's someone as beautiful as you doi-
OW!!!
WHY YOU LITTLE-!!!

*sung*
Peppino:
You're such a stuck up jerk,
I'll put your art to work!
I'll take you back to being pepper seeds inside the dirt!
I'll strike, like never before,
I'll even out the score!
And for the record,
all your paintings only make me snore!

Pepperman:
So do you wanna play?
We'll do it the hard way!
I'm the only pepper made by god out livin' today!

You'll never get too far,
I am the morning star!
I'll ring around the rosie,
leave your fat face with a scar!

Rhythm, color splashing,
folly, beauty, clashing,
let's get to the smashing!
Pepperman will strike again!

I WILL STRIKE AGAIN!!!