Kieron Faming - Teacher's Pet

{Verse 1}
It was just an average day in boring school
We were messing around and having a good time
Until the teacher told the class that there's a new student
And his name was Phillip

He looked like a nerd with the nerdy glasses
He has a pointy bow tie and a nerdy laugh
I then suspected something weird about him
That I think he is a teacher's pet

{Chorus}
He's a teacher pet, he's a teacher pet
Another annoying little bitch
He's a teacher pet, he's a teacher pet
Another annoying little bitch

A few weeks later, I was sick of him
He corrects the teacher whenever she made a mistake
He got 100% on his last maths test
Meanwhile the class haven't got over 50%

I cannot eat my lunch in time
Without him complaining about I am eating
He says that this food is so unhealthy
I felt the urge to smack him round the mouth

{Chorus}
He's a teacher pet, he's a teacher pet
Another annoying little bitch
He's a teacher pet, he's a teacher pet
Another annoying little bitch

{Bridge}
Teacher's Pet
Teacher's Pet
Teacher's Pet
Teacher's Pet
Teacher's Pet
Teacher's Pet
Teacher's Pet
Teacher's Pet

{Chorus}
He's a teacher pet, he's a teacher pet
Another annoying little bitch
He's a teacher pet, he's a teacher pet
Another annoying little bitch
He's a teacher pet, he's a teacher pet
Another annoying little bitch