Ariel Pink - Rudolph's Laptop

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Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh
Yeah oh

Ho ho ho
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling, falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)

Rudolph, what have you done?
They've found your laptop, it's a smoking gun
You've ruined Christmas for everyone
Rudolph, what have you done?

Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
My only son ruined it all
Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
My only son ruined it all

Laptop from hell they call it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Close call, they took it down
No sweat, we’re safe and sound
Laptop from hell they called it
Laptop they memory-holed it
Dick pics and crack-cocaine
And China and Ukraine
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas Rudolph

Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling, falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)
Reindeers falling (reindeers falling)

Laptop from hell they call it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Close call, they took it down
No sweat, we’re safe and sound
Laptop from hell they called it
Laptop, they memory-holed it
Dick pics and crack-cocaine
And China and Ukraine

My sleigh was ready to go
But you've been doing deals and smoking blow (ho ho ho)
Ten for the big guy is a lot of dough
You said nobody would ever know

Shame on Rudolph
What you have done, you imbecile
Shame on Rudolph
You thought you were invincible
Shame on us, like father like son
Ruined it all
Shame on Rudolph
Cancelled, postponed
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
They censored the story
Of Rudolph being naughty
So Santa will be free again
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
Only Big Tech can save Christmas
They censored the story
Of Rudolph being naughty
So Santa will be free again
So Santa will be free again

Release Date: December 25, 2022

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Born on June 24, 1978, in Los Angeles, California, Ariel Marcus Rosenberg, known by his stage name Ariel Pink, is an American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, and record producer.

As a teenager, Ariel began his musical journey by recording tracks on an eight-track Portastudio. In 1999, he self-released his debut album, Underground. The following year, he released The Doldrums and sold it at CalArts, where he was studying fine arts. However, he later dropped out and lived in a Hindu ashram, where he recorded five albums between 2001 and 2003.

Until the release of pom pom in 2014, all of Ariel's albums were credited to his solo project, Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti. He explained that he chose to do this because people often mistook his name to be Ariel Pink, when it is actually Ariel Rosenberg. He clarified, "There’s no Ariel Pink, there’s no Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti, that was my project, not like a persona. My name’s Ariel Rosenberg and I have a solo project that I called Ariel Pink’s Haunted Graffiti."

Throughout his career, Ariel Pink has collaborated with various artists such as lo-fi legend R. Stevie Moore, Dâm-Funk, Miley Cyrus, and Charli XCX, among others. His album pom pom has been his most successful to date, peaking at 150 on Billboard’s 200 chart.

Ariel Pink's unique blend of lo-fi aesthetics, experimental pop, and psychedelic rock has earned him a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With his unconventional approach to music-making and boundary-pushing creativity, he continues to captivate audiences worldwide with his distinctive sound.