Cheezer - Grandma's in the Hospital Again

Grandma's in the hospital again
Grandma's in the hospital again
Down in North Liberia, caught a new bacteria
Grandma's in the hospital again

Grandma's in the hospital again
Grandma's in the hospital again
Found herself in Singapore, slammed her pinky in the door
Grandma's in the hospital again

Grandma's in the hospital again
Grandma's in the hospital again
Took a trip to Pakistan, fell off mount Karakoram
Grandma's in the hospital again
Grandma's in the hospital again
Grandma's in the hospital again
Went to beach of Tepungan, kidnapped by the Pentagon
Grandma's in the hospital again

Grandma's in the hospital again
Grandma's in the hospital again
Turns out she's addicted to the painkillers they issued to her
Grandma's in the hospital again