Dipper MacDoodle - Confessions of a Cowboy / I'm a Hero

{Part I: Confessions of a Cowboy}

{Chorus}
Yee, these are the confessions of a cowboy
And I'll be 100% transparent with you

{Verse 1}
Yeah, I killed those 10 people at the BLM rally
I didn't mean to do it, I was sleepwalking, I promise

{Pre-Chorus}
Riding through the city with my good ol' trusty cow
Saw that blackie, and I made him bow down
Now he's my slave

{Chorus}
Yee, these are the confessions of a cowboy
And I'll be 100% transparent with you

{Verse 2}
Yeah, I robbed that store owner
Hear me out, he was black and was wearing a ski mask
He's nothing but trouble

{Pre-Chorus}
Took all the cash, made the store my own
Decidеd to rename it Dipper's Domе
And any Popeyes lover gets shot up in the dome
Sorry black boy, but

{Chorus}
Yee, these are the confessions of a cowboy
And I'll be 100% transparent with you
Yee, these are the confessions of a cowboy
And I'll be 100% transparent with you

{Outro}
Yee, I must confess I'm up to no good
Up to no good, up to no good
Up to no good, up to no good
Just kidding, I'm a hero

{Part II: I'm a Hero}

{Chorus}
I'm a hero, I'm a hero
I'm a hero, I'm a hero
I'm a hero, I'm a hero
I'm a hero, I'm a hero
I'm a hero, I'm a hero
I'm a hero, I'm a hero

{Verse}
I saved a white boy from falling down
Saved a white cat from being stuck in a tree
But if I see a black cat or a black man, I'm not gonna save him

{Chorus}
I'm a hero, I'm a hero though
I'm a hero, I'm a hero
I'm a hero, I'm a hero
I'm a hero, I'm a hero
I'm a hero, I'm a hero
I'm a hero

{Outro}
I'm basically a Southern Superman
Southern Superman is here to save you
Yee-yee-yee-yeehaw brother