HummusVacuum - Steal from Corporations
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{Verse: Cappy, (Sabrina)}
Here's a PSA
(Sometimes it's a-okay)
To take bottled water from major grocery chains
Self-checkout is a wonderland that heals your heart
(When you keep secrets at the bottom of your shopping cart)
When it's ignored by the bored teenager in a vest
(His name is Tyler, he's a senior, and he's the best)
And he would agree that sometimes
{Chorus: Both, Cappy, (Sabrina)}
You've got to steal from corporations
It's your civil obligation
Theft is impolite
(But water's kinda tight)
And if you get caught, just use the powers of pеrsuasion
{Outro: Cappy, (Sabrina)}
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I didn't even remеmber that I put this down there
(Oh, wow, how did that get there?)
I'm sorry, my groceries were covering it all up
((?...))
What's that, do you want to see my receipt?
Uh, I'm sorry, I actually ate it
I thought it was a yummy saltine cracker
{Verse: Cappy, (Sabrina)}
Here's a PSA
(Sometimes it's a-okay)
To take bottled water from major grocery chains
Self-checkout is a wonderland that heals your heart
(When you keep secrets at the bottom of your shopping cart)
When it's ignored by the bored teenager in a vest
(His name is Tyler, he's a senior, and he's the best)
And he would agree that sometimes
{Chorus: Both, Cappy, (Sabrina)}
You've got to steal from corporations
It's your civil obligation
Theft is impolite
(But water's kinda tight)
And if you get caught, just use the powers of pеrsuasion
{Outro: Cappy, (Sabrina)}
Oh my god, I'm sorry, I didn't even remеmber that I put this down there
(Oh, wow, how did that get there?)
I'm sorry, my groceries were covering it all up
((?...))
What's that, do you want to see my receipt?
Uh, I'm sorry, I actually ate it
I thought it was a yummy saltine cracker
