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RAP BATTLE!
SCOTT THE WOZ
VERSUS
DREAM!!!
{SCOTT THE WOZ}
Hey all, Scott here
‘Bout to try and fight a fan
You must be, since you copied me
You wrote your scripts, you rigged your plans
You’re sometimes banned, despite your stans
Your friends as actors on their stands
But it seems your quality is sans
My jokes and games like Sonic Jam
My name’s high on the wanted list
I’d never cheat, just tax evasion
If you wanna go to fists
I’ll break another crime today
I’ll never play an RPG
Unless it was to dodge your streams
I’ll donate all the cash from mine
To pay the guy that writes your lines
You’d know a thing about The End
You gotta learn to earn your friends
I earn fans on the launch day
Control you in a New Play
Counsellor sees a target
You thought you could close the market
To beat my jail time’s a notion
I was selling Wii Play Motion!
You thought you’d have the final laugh
But you turned off that data pack
Thought the Internet was for you
Against the Woz, you know you're through
Survived the WiiWare Apocalypse
Just to meet your incompetence?
You’re the biggest fake I’ve ever seen
And I’ve gone and beat Polybius!
{DREAM}
According to statistics
Only small parts of my fans are subbed
Compared to you, that’s quite enough
To lap you twenty times because
You’re a madman, maybe tripping
And I mean it to the actor
You cast Vince Young in a crackpot plot
Borderline Forever
Today we coded this battle
So that I can put Spiderman in his place
You toyed with Sony, just as lonely
Even got the matching face
No halo ‘round this crook
I leave your fanbase never found
I’ll snapback with the comeback
Tell me, Scott, Innit profound?
You’re as empty as your sub count
Have sponsors, don’t try to discount
You try Vimeo, don’t try YouTube or
I’ll prove you’re the biggest loser
You’ll find the plugin in the Patreon
Along with all the reasons you went wrong
Your fame is like Tommy’s presidency
Blown to pieces by TNT
You can’t claim to me you’re famous
I come before the dictionary
I’m faceless, you’re baseless
Trade gold for vision to compare to me
Return your games, I’ve earned my fame
I’ll burn New Location McGee
And bury you and all your fans
Six blocks deep, We-Dare-ing me?
{SCOTT THE WOZ}
So tell me, Dream, what have you heard?
I’ll beat you worse than Devil’s Third?
My name known ‘round the gaming world
Monopolies that I’ve reserved
Don’t need to spin your wheel
To know you’ll take another L
“In this sixteenth finale
I bid all fair games farewell!”
You got your own genre, sure
I thrive on speaking Contra, sir
Pushed past the rest, in front of desks
Your teams fight for L’Manberg
I’m on G4, so stop before
You pearl to try to get the score
I’m all about what I put out
Can’t cage me 'cause I’ll break out!
{DREAM}
You see a dreamer over there by the water
But you got no
But you got no
Way to stop this End marauder
The odds may be a million to one
But to stomp you flat, consider it done
You’re not a winner, get back on Tinder
It might help you to reconsider
To put your legacy back into the backlog
So me and your fans don’t have to listen to this damn slog
Of repetition and information
About a topic of gaming information
I don’t miss a block, I don’t miss a beat
I’ve worked with the like of MrBeast
I rose from sand, from bedrock too
This flawless defeat might trigger you
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
SCOTT THE WOZ
VERSUS
DREAM!!!
{SCOTT THE WOZ}
Hey all, Scott here
‘Bout to try and fight a fan
You must be, since you copied me
You wrote your scripts, you rigged your plans
You’re sometimes banned, despite your stans
Your friends as actors on their stands
But it seems your quality is sans
My jokes and games like Sonic Jam
My name’s high on the wanted list
I’d never cheat, just tax evasion
If you wanna go to fists
I’ll break another crime today
I’ll never play an RPG
Unless it was to dodge your streams
I’ll donate all the cash from mine
To pay the guy that writes your lines
You’d know a thing about The End
You gotta learn to earn your friends
I earn fans on the launch day
Control you in a New Play
Counsellor sees a target
You thought you could close the market
To beat my jail time’s a notion
I was selling Wii Play Motion!
You thought you’d have the final laugh
But you turned off that data pack
Thought the Internet was for you
Against the Woz, you know you're through
Survived the WiiWare Apocalypse
Just to meet your incompetence?
You’re the biggest fake I’ve ever seen
And I’ve gone and beat Polybius!
{DREAM}
According to statistics
Only small parts of my fans are subbed
Compared to you, that’s quite enough
To lap you twenty times because
You’re a madman, maybe tripping
And I mean it to the actor
You cast Vince Young in a crackpot plot
Borderline Forever
Today we coded this battle
So that I can put Spiderman in his place
You toyed with Sony, just as lonely
Even got the matching face
No halo ‘round this crook
I leave your fanbase never found
I’ll snapback with the comeback
Tell me, Scott, Innit profound?
You’re as empty as your sub count
Have sponsors, don’t try to discount
You try Vimeo, don’t try YouTube or
I’ll prove you’re the biggest loser
You’ll find the plugin in the Patreon
Along with all the reasons you went wrong
Your fame is like Tommy’s presidency
Blown to pieces by TNT
You can’t claim to me you’re famous
I come before the dictionary
I’m faceless, you’re baseless
Trade gold for vision to compare to me
Return your games, I’ve earned my fame
I’ll burn New Location McGee
And bury you and all your fans
Six blocks deep, We-Dare-ing me?
{SCOTT THE WOZ}
So tell me, Dream, what have you heard?
I’ll beat you worse than Devil’s Third?
My name known ‘round the gaming world
Monopolies that I’ve reserved
Don’t need to spin your wheel
To know you’ll take another L
“In this sixteenth finale
I bid all fair games farewell!”
You got your own genre, sure
I thrive on speaking Contra, sir
Pushed past the rest, in front of desks
Your teams fight for L’Manberg
I’m on G4, so stop before
You pearl to try to get the score
I’m all about what I put out
Can’t cage me 'cause I’ll break out!
{DREAM}
You see a dreamer over there by the water
But you got no
But you got no
Way to stop this End marauder
The odds may be a million to one
But to stomp you flat, consider it done
You’re not a winner, get back on Tinder
It might help you to reconsider
To put your legacy back into the backlog
So me and your fans don’t have to listen to this damn slog
Of repetition and information
About a topic of gaming information
I don’t miss a block, I don’t miss a beat
I’ve worked with the like of MrBeast
I rose from sand, from bedrock too
This flawless defeat might trigger you
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE
