The Warp Zone - Avengers Pokémon Rap!

(spoken)

{Singer}
Ok guys, there are a bunch of Avengers in Infinity War. So here's a little rap to help you remember

{Rapper}
You just do the singing, I'll take care of the hard part

{Singer}
That's a little conceited but ok, let's get it on!

(sung)
Thanos is coming with his Homer beard
And to save our world, the whole gang is here...

{Rapper}
Black Panther, Black Widow, Star-Lord, Iron Man
Winter Soldier, War Machine, Hulk, Thor, Spider-Man
Okoye, Hawkeye, Falcon, Nebula
Vision, Rocket, Captain America

{Singer}
List 'em, list 'em gotta list 'еm all
MCU!

And speaking of beards, Stevе's is looking fine
If he and Bucky kiss, I wouldn't be surprised

{Rapper}
Mantis, Gamora, Doctor Strange, Loki
Scarlet Witch, Valkyrie, Groot, Drax, Shuri
Collector, Ramonda, Wong, younger brother Gunn
M'Baku, Ant-Man, Agent Not-Your-Mother son!

{Singer}
The Black Order also has been confirmed
But here's some other characters that could also return

{Rapper}
Heimdall, Happy, Kaecilius, Scorpion
Slattery, Waspy, Karl Mordo, Birdman
Goldblum, To-May, Get Out, Zemo
Pepper Potts, Bilbo, Shocker, CAMEO!

{Singer}
List 'em, list 'em gotta list 'em all
MCU!

These are just the ones who are still around
Coulson's on TV, so that doesn't count!

{Rapper}
Hawk-fam, Aaron, Friday, Karen
Howard the Duck, Hammer, Black Swan, Sharon
Ned, Flash, Gilfoyle, MJ, Another one
Luis, Dave, Nakia, Jim Morita's grand-son!

{Singer}
List 'em, list 'em gotta list 'em all
Gotta list 'em all
MCU!

{Rapper}
Dormammu, Tinkerer, Norriss, Mean Girl
Abomination, Thunderbolt, Liv Tyler, Broke Girl
Hannibal, Dewey Cox, Fatal Attraction
Korg, Miek, Erik, Samuel Mutha-Effin' Jackson!

(spoken)

{Singer}
And those are all the characters that might show up in Infinity War!

{Rapper}
Wow, that sure is a lot of salaries to pay! Speaking of which

{Singer}
Oh, uhhhhhhhh...
Let's keep singing!

(sung)
{List 'em, list 'em gotta list 'em all}
Ooh, let's list 'em all

{Rapper {Chorus} (Singer)}
But like, I am getting paid for this, right? {List 'em, list 'em gotta list 'em all}
(Yeeeeeaaaah, make that list!)
I just need a verbal confirmation, that's all I'm asking for... {List 'em, list 'em gotta list 'em all}
{Gotta list 'em all, MCU!}