Greazy Puzzy Fuckerz - CRYWANK

This is the story of Willem
This specimen is lying in his bed stroking the head and touching his jed
He reaches into his little drawstring bag and grabs his pair of trusty marigolds
Tears streaming down his face as he masturbates whilst crying
Holding a picture of Morgan Freeman to bring him to an abrupt and euphoric climax
Due to the COVID-60 pandemic, he is alone and faces The Great Fappening
Think of an emotional memory of your life and bring it to the surface

Have a little sniffle. It's Crywank time

Sniffle sniffle sniffle, it's Crywank time

Drawstring bag (fuck)

After filling his chubby gut with tears, he was in need of urgent assistance
He reached into the pocket of his flamed shirt and whipped out his sweaty velcro wallet
He tore it open
Salty eye juice blurring his vision so he blindly scrambled to find the handkerchief in his wallet
Little did he know, he was mistaken and all he found was a condom
He tore open the packaging
Popped the johnny on his willy. It was snug
He batted out a posh wank like there was no tomorrow

After the johnny was full, he took it off, bit the head of it and sucked the remains like a Frube

(have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's drawstring bag time)

(have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's crywank time)

(have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's drawstring bag time)

Have a little sniffle, it's crywank time. (fuck)

Have a little sniffle

Have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's crywank time
Have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, have a little sniffle, it's drawstring bag time
(x2)

Fuck (x2)

(Cock)