Vylet Pony - Pineapple Joseph

Pineapple Joseph
He ate my shoes again
Pineapple Joseph
His turtle just turned ten
Oh-oh-oh

Pineapple Joseph
Is spiraling into tax fraud
Oh!
Pineapple Joseph
Pay your goddamn taxes

Pineapple Joseph
I'm worried 'bout your health
Pineapple Joseph
Just share your goddamn wealth

There's a housing crisis
Pineapple Joe is responsible
The whole damn country's in
An economic depression 'cause of you

Pineapple Joseph
Please just come back home
You've been gone for so so long
I think your food is getting cold

Pineapple Joseph!
Please just get your ass back here!
Pineapple Joseph
I think I found your long-lost ear

Pineapple Joseph, oh-oh oh
Pineapple Joseph, ooh-ooh
Pineapple Joseph

Please come home, Mr. Pineapple Man
Bababa-dadadada
You are wanted in thirteen cities

It's not so hard not to commit moral atrocities
Mr. Pineapple Man
But didn't you know just not to eat
Sand?

Pineapple Joseph
One plus one equals three million and two
Pineapple Joseph please come home
We miss you

{No we don't.}

Pineapple Joseph
Sold his Worm on a String to captivity
Why would he do that, now?
(?...)

Pineapple Joseph
Committed unforgivable sins
Pineapple Joseph, oh-oh oh
Pineapple Joseph, ooh-ooh
Pineapple Joseph

Please come home, Mr. Pineapple Man
Bababa-dadadada
You are wanted in thirteen cities

Pineapple Joseph, oh-oh oh
Pineapple Joseph, ooh-ooh
Pineapple Joseph