SML - My Best/Chef/Black/Gay Friend

{Verse 1}
Let me tell you 'bout my best friend
Best friends forever
Really cool and clever
Couldn't be any better
My best friend
Son I never had
World's greatest dad
Never makes me sad

{Chorus}
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my best friend

{Verse 2}
Let me tell you 'bout my chef friend
Always cookin' food
In a bad mood
Always bein' rude
My chef friend
Always by my side
Tries to run and hide
Commit suicide

{Chorus}
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my chef friend

{Verse 3}
Let me tell you 'bout my black friend
Always eatin' chicken
Always finger-lickin'
Always cottin-pickin'
Black friend
Never on time
Always talks in rhymes
Always stealin' dimes

{Chorus}
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my black friend

{Verse 4}
Let me tell you 'bout my gay friend
Not into chicks
Always suckin' dicks
Don't think he'll quit
My gay friend
Carries around a doll
Hot dog down the hall
In the men's stall

{Chorus}
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, that's my gay friend