The Gypsy Schoolgirls - Circa 2008

{Intro}
One, two, three, four!

{Verse 1}
You're hysterical
Way too tall
You've got nothin' on me
You've got nothin' at all
But I'd be lyin' if
I said I didn't miss it at all

{Verse 2}
The horrible things you said to me
The days wasted by ourselves
Watchin' bootleg DVDs
And stealing your uncle's whiskey

{Chorus}
I'll try my hardest
Not to try at all
I'll try my hardest
Not to try at all

{Verse 3}
Washed up by the shore
Washed up by the lake
Let's get real high
Let's get real baked
My dad wants me to be a doctor
But I just wanna strum my Telecaster

{Verse 4}
Let's go off to university
Get a real nicе job
Get a real nice dеgree
And spend the rest of our lives
On somebody else's treadmill

{Chorus}
I'll try my hardest
Not to try at all
I'll try my hardest
Not to try at all

{Guitar Solo}

{Instrumental Outro}