Dojo Dog - Peppa Piss

{Pre-Chorus}
The pigs mother
The pigs brother
What's in common?
Belong to Peppa

{Chorus}
Tasty bacon in the oven
Nice and crispy in my tummy
Pig got slaughtered, am i bothered
Chopped in the guillotine, 1800's
Peppa's family cubed a dozen
Look your anatomy, I'm not crazy
On the counter, blood's been smothered
Chopped in the guillotine, 1800's

{Verse-1}
Wasn't for the spider, you'd be in Australia
Miss Gazelle, not in a mirror, turns out she a vampire
No seat belt? very risky considering Peppa's only five
Crash and your family wouldn't be alive, could of been your last drive
Calling mummy pig a fire man? the amount of sexism from a piece of ham
Let miss rabbit run every shop, all the jobs, butchers you be chopped
No helmets going on a bike ride? if you go flying you won't survive
My first album peaked 79, released 2019, 19th of July

{Pre-Chorus}
The pigs mother
The pigs brother
What's in common?
Belong to Peppa
She's the main character
Every thing is about her
What about suzy?
Peppa doesn't really care about her bestie

{Chorus}
Tasty bacon in the oven
Nice and crispy in my tummy
Pig got slaughtered, am i bothered
Chopped in the guillotine, 1800's
Peppa's family cubed a dozen
Look your anatomy, I'm not crazy
On the counter, blood's been smothered
Chopped in the guillotine, 1800's

{Outro}
Learn how to whistle, fucking dumb bitch