Saturday Night Live - NFTs

(spoken intro)

{professor}
Wow, secretary yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today

{janet yellen}
Well, professor, it was my pleasure to speak to aspiring economists

{professor}
Do we have time for one more question?

{janet yellen}
Hey, i don't have anywhere to be

{professor}
All right, anyone have a question? come on guys, the u.s. treasury secretary is right next to us. uh, yes, you, young man?

(musical intro)

{slim shady}
Two silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside

{janet yellen}
Okay, so what is your question?

{slim shady}
Two silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside

{janet yellen}
Yeah, i heard you the first time

(verse 1)

{slim shady}
Now what the hell's an nft?
Apparently, cryptocurrency
Everyone's makin' so much money
Now please explain what's an nft
I said what the hell's an nft
It's like real-life monopoly
Everyone is doin' it like gronkowski
Can you please help me make an nft?

(spoken)

{professor}
Son, i didn't understand a word you just said

{slim shady}
Thanks!

{professor}
That is not a compliment

{slim shady}
Huh, i disagree

{janet yellen}
I actually see what you're saying, young man. um, we are aware of nfts, and there are currently

{morpheus}
Excuse me. i can break it down for you

{professor}
Excuse me, are you morpheus from the matrix film series?

{morpheus}
No, but i do have pills if you need some. the thing about nfts is

(verse 2)
Non-fungibles
Gifs of ron funches eating lunchables
Or pics of colin jost's face, very punchable
Digital images
Of digimon doin' scrimmages
Or a pic of a nun with a nintendo switch
Dictionary
With a pic of fat jerry
I made it last night and now i got three thousand dollars
And now i can buy me a gif
Of peter griff-
In crossin' up all-star ballers
Who are taller
Look at these
If you please
Supreme court justice chuck e. cheese
Bam margera in a mini coop with master splinter
Amy klobuchar and adam driver having dinner

{slim shady}
Hey, here's a van host that works
For 24 million, it could be yours
And the prices go up and down, you see
So that explains an nft

(spoken)

{janet yellen}
Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? anyone? what about you, man with the mop?

{janitor}
Who, me? well, i wasn't really payin' attention, but if i had to explain nfts, i'd probably say this:

(verse 3)
Hey, here's the thing about nfts
It's a non-fungible token, you see
"non-fungible" means that it's unique
There can only be one, like you and me
Nfts are insane
Built on a blockchain
A digital ledger of transactions
It records information on what's happenin'
When it's minted, you can sell it as art
And this concludes my rappin' part
Motherf-----

(spoken)

{janet yellen}
Wow, that's pretty much what i would've said, so thank you

{janitor}
You're welcome

{janet yellen}
I don't know if this is too forward, but i actually have tickets for ufc 260 if you guys wanna come

{slim shady, morpheus, janitor}
Aw hell yeah. no doubt

{janet yellen}
Great

(outro)

{slim shady}
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Nerds!