Justin Kuritzkes - People

People always stop me on the street to ask me questions
But no one ever asks me for my blessings
And I'm like, 'What?'
'Why don't you ask me?'

People always stop me on the street to give me money
But no one ever wants to be my honey
And I'm like, 'Hmm.'
'Why won't you love me?'

People always stop me on the street to show their titties
But no one ever takes me to the city
And I'm like, 'Why?'
'I won't be welcome?'

People always tell me that I look just like my sister
But no one ever tells me that they missed her
And I'm like, 'Well.'
'I hope she's happy.'

People always ask me if my father is a Spaniard
But no one ever listens to the answer
And I'm like, 'Si.'
'Es de España.'

People always ask me if my mother is immortal
But no one ever steps into the portal
And I'm like, 'Well.'
'Then you'll never get there!'

People always trick me into buying all their groceries
But no one ever tells me when my nose bleeds
And I'm like, 'Ugh.'
'This thing is gushing!'

People always send me texts inviting to their parties
But they all know I'd rather be at Marty's
And It's like, 'Hmm.'
'He really gets me.'

People always stop me on the street to ask me questions
But no one ever asks me for directions
And I'm like, 'Oh.'
'You think it's easy?'