The Gregory Brothers - WE'RE ALL DOOMED
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{Intro: Al}
"Gentlemen, welcome, to the first presidential debate
Our first question, in the key of G# minor, is:"
Skoo doob m doodit
Dewey didn't bib-uda bab-ada boo, bob-a doodit
Brrr la pa pa pa pa doo, doppum boo-by doo-doo bow doo
Shove wit the cow, papa doody
"I'm so sorry"
{Verse 1: Al, Trump and Biden}
2020's a raging hellscape
Any ideas on how to stop a worldwide plague?
We should be providing people the help they need
He knew, back in February, it was a deadly disease
What did he do? He's on tape acknowledging that he knew
Really?
He waited and waited and waited, and he didn't even tell you
President Trump did a phenomenal job, people said that
Well...
We got the gowns, we made the ventilators, we got the masks
I don't wear masks like him, every time you see him he's got a mask
The biggest mask I've ever seen
The biggest mask I've ever seen
{Verse 2: Al, Trump and Biden}
Will we ever get back all the jobs that we lost?
Or should we set up eleven million Etsy shops?
My economic plan would generate one trillion dollars
In economic growth
He has no intention of making it better for you at home
I brought back football, it was meeee, meeeee
What?
Big Ten football, and I'm very happy
{Chorus: Al, Trump and Biden}
Who's it gonna be?
They wanna take out the cows, the cows
In the West Wing?
Now here's the deal - he has no idea what he's talking about
We're living in the apocalypse, I'm begging you to put a stop to this
Pretty please!
He said he could inject some bleach?
They cheat
{Verse 3: Al, Trump and Biden}
If the Supreme Court is really supreme
Where's the guac, ground beef and sour cream?
The American people have a right to say
Who's the Supreme Court nomin-ay
Her biggest endorsers are from Notre Dame
We have a phenomenal nomin-ay
{Verse 4: Al, Trump and Biden}
I ran out of questions, but still got a while
It's time to drop some bars, let's see how you freestyle
In Europe, they live their forest cities, they're called forest cities
It's a forest city
He talks about the art of the deal
China's perfected the art of the steal
{Verse 5: Al, Trump and Biden}
Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things (Oo-oo-oo)
He's just afraid
Proud Boys, stand back and stand by
He said there were very fine people on both sides
He said maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on hurricanes
The cars have computers all over the place
{Chorus: Al, Trump and Biden}
Who's it gonna be?
They wanna take out the cows, the cows
In the West Wing?
Now here's the deal - he has no idea what he's talking about
We're living in the apocalypse, I'm begging you to put a stop to this
Pretty please!
Keep yapping, man
The people understand
He doesn't have a plan
{Bridge: Al}
Exploding trees, COVID-19
Hurricanes with names past the letter 'Z'
Conspiracy theories about vaccines
Murder hornets coming from across the sea!
Too many memes about World War 3
Can't tell what's hell or what's reality
Earthquakes ruining my whole week
'Cause I dropped my keys in the crack between the cupholder and my car seat!
{Chorus: Al, Trump and Biden}
Who's it gonna be?
They wanna take out the cows, the cows
In the West Wing?
Now here's the deal - he has no idea what he's talking about
We're living in the apocalypse, I'm begging you to put a stop to this
Pretty please!
He said he could inject some bleach?
They cheat
Who's it gonna be?
{Intro: Al}
"Gentlemen, welcome, to the first presidential debate
Our first question, in the key of G# minor, is:"
Skoo doob m doodit
Dewey didn't bib-uda bab-ada boo, bob-a doodit
Brrr la pa pa pa pa doo, doppum boo-by doo-doo bow doo
Shove wit the cow, papa doody
"I'm so sorry"
{Verse 1: Al, Trump and Biden}
2020's a raging hellscape
Any ideas on how to stop a worldwide plague?
We should be providing people the help they need
He knew, back in February, it was a deadly disease
What did he do? He's on tape acknowledging that he knew
Really?
He waited and waited and waited, and he didn't even tell you
President Trump did a phenomenal job, people said that
Well...
We got the gowns, we made the ventilators, we got the masks
I don't wear masks like him, every time you see him he's got a mask
The biggest mask I've ever seen
The biggest mask I've ever seen
{Verse 2: Al, Trump and Biden}
Will we ever get back all the jobs that we lost?
Or should we set up eleven million Etsy shops?
My economic plan would generate one trillion dollars
In economic growth
He has no intention of making it better for you at home
I brought back football, it was meeee, meeeee
What?
Big Ten football, and I'm very happy
{Chorus: Al, Trump and Biden}
Who's it gonna be?
They wanna take out the cows, the cows
In the West Wing?
Now here's the deal - he has no idea what he's talking about
We're living in the apocalypse, I'm begging you to put a stop to this
Pretty please!
He said he could inject some bleach?
They cheat
{Verse 3: Al, Trump and Biden}
If the Supreme Court is really supreme
Where's the guac, ground beef and sour cream?
The American people have a right to say
Who's the Supreme Court nomin-ay
Her biggest endorsers are from Notre Dame
We have a phenomenal nomin-ay
{Verse 4: Al, Trump and Biden}
I ran out of questions, but still got a while
It's time to drop some bars, let's see how you freestyle
In Europe, they live their forest cities, they're called forest cities
It's a forest city
He talks about the art of the deal
China's perfected the art of the steal
{Verse 5: Al, Trump and Biden}
Bad things happen in Philadelphia, bad things (Oo-oo-oo)
He's just afraid
Proud Boys, stand back and stand by
He said there were very fine people on both sides
He said maybe we should drop a nuclear weapon on hurricanes
The cars have computers all over the place
{Chorus: Al, Trump and Biden}
Who's it gonna be?
They wanna take out the cows, the cows
In the West Wing?
Now here's the deal - he has no idea what he's talking about
We're living in the apocalypse, I'm begging you to put a stop to this
Pretty please!
Keep yapping, man
The people understand
He doesn't have a plan
{Bridge: Al}
Exploding trees, COVID-19
Hurricanes with names past the letter 'Z'
Conspiracy theories about vaccines
Murder hornets coming from across the sea!
Too many memes about World War 3
Can't tell what's hell or what's reality
Earthquakes ruining my whole week
'Cause I dropped my keys in the crack between the cupholder and my car seat!
{Chorus: Al, Trump and Biden}
Who's it gonna be?
They wanna take out the cows, the cows
In the West Wing?
Now here's the deal - he has no idea what he's talking about
We're living in the apocalypse, I'm begging you to put a stop to this
Pretty please!
He said he could inject some bleach?
They cheat
Who's it gonna be?
