Negative Øhio - Barefoot Sandpaper Hoedown

{Intro}
Whoo-ee!
(Wow-ow-ow-ow-ow!) Whoo-ee, whoo-ee!
Dog, diggity doo, dee doo, ooh hoo!
That's what I'm talkin' about, yeah!
Ow, my feet
Ah! (Ah)

{Sample 1}
Just cum

{Sample 2}
Built for helpful comfort
(Stay under the blanket)

{Sample 3}
We have on sale
A hundred-percent real imitation mahogany mattress

{Sample 4}
What would you do if your bed was too short
And your bepis refused to stay under the blanket?

Well, I'd buy me a mattress long enough for all of me to stay in bed
And have wood build up a six inches longer than regular
For 6.21€ of extra cost
Well, I have a lot of extra money

Oh ho, you make it so easy for me
Just cum

{Sample 5}
It's all yours for five hundred bucks
That's five hundred shotgun shells

{Sample 6}
It's all yours, my friend

{Sample 7}
Imitation mahogany mattress
It's all yours for five hundred bucks
That's five hundred shotgun shells

{Sample 8}
Well, I'll be
Are you preparing baked calves for breakfast?