Will Wood and the Tapeworms - Man, I love being drunk

{verse 1}
I can't hold my liquor, would you mind if i held yours?
When too much is not enough, that's how i know i need more
It's just the booze talking, and it's speaking japanese
I'm sure you heard me slur my words, could someone come and translate me?

Before i got into it, they called it some-cohol
I'm sure that i will rue it, but i'll still ruin it all
When i'm a solid six drinks in, you'll be a solid ten
These beer goggles, their prescription 20/20 double-vision
It's a brain cell genocide, get me a hitler on the rocks
Wake up on a strangers floor, facе covered in sharpie cocks

{pre-chorus}
I'm not surе why they call it a liver, because i'm pretty sure mines dead
Pick up chicks, get whiskey dick, and say "fuck it, i'm going to bed."

{chorus}
I try to drown my sorrows, but i'm the one who sunk
I always forget why i regret it
Man, i love being drunk

(breathalize me, captain!)

{verse 2}
I'm pretty sure my bac's higher than my debit balance
I can't afford this anymore, i'm still on my parents allowance
And even hurricane sandy never saw blackouts like mine
Officer, i'm good to drive but i can't walk two straight lines

{pre-chorus}
Everybody, raise a glass i propose a thousand toasts
To my sorry, sorry ass, a thousand cheers roll down my throat

{chorus}
I try to drown my sorrows, but i'm the one who sunk
I always forget why i regret it
Man, i love being drunk

{pre-chorus}
God, grant me serenity and the courage to chase it down
Cause i heard my higher powers gonna buy us the next round

{chorus}
I try to drown my sorrows, but i'm the one who sunk
I always forget why i regret it
Man, i love being drunk
I try to drown my sorrows, but i'm the one who sunk
I always forget why i regret it
Man, i love being fucked up beyond belief
Man, i love being white girl wasted
I said man, i love being drunk!