TISM - Let's Hang Around The Shopping Centre

{Intro}
Ladies and gentlemen, here I come

{Verse 1}
Well, halfway between home and school
Or halfway between 'dork' and 'cool'
God takes a look and sheds a tear
If Hell was franchised, look what'd be here

{Chorus}
Let's go and have some mild sit-in
Let's hang around the shopping centre

{Verse 2}
(Yeah, I heard)
Shopping will be prosecuted
Humanity will be prostituted
Let's buy some Bundy and get rooted
I'm muddy from the cars, now we're newted

{Chorus}
Let's go and have some mild sit-in
Let's hang around the shopping centre

{Verse 3}
(Ah... one, two, three, four)
Let's go down to our normal hang
And shit-stir that park rival gang
Where is the security guard?
Last week, that turd got us barred

{Chorus}
(One, two, three, four)
All because we're staying though we're not meant to
Let's hang around the shopping centre

{Verse 4}
Well, Yanks hung around Byzantium
But I reckon that we're playin' them dumb
William Wordsworth would walk the Lakes District
Not some priest I would have picked

{Chorus}
I will miss him, come on, let's hear that
Let's hang around the shopping centre