PUP - Skateboarding is A Crime and You Should Be in Jail
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Skateboarding's a crime and you should be in jail
Your parents pay your rent but they won't pay your bail
And no one thinks you're cool just cause you sixty-nine'd that rail
How 'bout that?!
No one thinks you're cool anymore
Living with your parents even though you're thirty-four
Skateboarding's a crime and you've been busted twice before
I'll read you your Miranda rights while kicking down your door
Skateboarding's a crime and it cannot be reversed
But playing ska at this age might be worse
Your parents pay your rent but they won't pay your bail
And no one thinks you're cool just cause you sixty-nine'd that rail
How 'bout that?!
No one thinks you're cool anymore
Living with your parents even though you're thirty-four
Skateboarding's a crime and you've been busted twice before
I'll read you your Miranda rights while kicking down your door
Skateboarding's a crime and it cannot be reversed
But playing ska at this age might be worse
