The Warp Zone - The Naked Song

-intro-

{nikki}
It's like i was gonna bring my black sweater but then i'm not wearing black shoes so it's like i can't wear a black sweater, i have a base sweater but, then it clashes with the pink shirt that i was wearing so i was like 'omg i have no clothes but i'm cold...

{homeless davis}
My darling's free- hey!

-verse 1-

{ryan}
I always enjoy
Good conversation
About politics
The state of the nation
Something that can hold my
Undivided attention
But those jeans you've got
Make you look attractive
No, they do not
Make your ass look massive
Could you pick a topic
That makes you seem more vapid?
Your painful jokes
Are less than appealing
They hurt so bad that i need
Sexual healing
So, when you think that i'm
Sincerity fakin'
Remember i only like you
When you're naked

-verse 2-
You're struggling to keep
My fading interest
How much more
Wasted time will i invest?
So i will start makin' eye-contact
With your breasts...
No, i haven't seen
The latest installment
Of grey's anatomy
I offer no comment
Do you think before you
Unleash this verbal vomit?
I've met girls
Both smart and funny
But you fall under neither
Category
So, when you start to see
My sanity breakin'
Remember i only like you
When you're naked

*whistling the tune of the song*

-verse 3-
{ryan}
When we're naked
It's much more fun
You're makin' better usage
Of your tongue
So
When my response is flakey
Remember i only like you
When you're nakey

-outro-
*whistling the tune of the song*