​illuminati hotties - ​​ will i get cancelled if i write a song called, “if you were a man you’d

(Woo!)

Let's smash
To a podcast
Tomorrow morning we're cryin' into a Denny's grand slam
Of a kickback
While you were pointing at me saying that I was the bad man
I was so bad
How could I grasp you were taking your time
Lighting the gas lamp
With a loose match
A real inventive iconoclast

If you
Were a
Man you'd
Be so

Big hops
With my bops on
Can't even believe that I made it from kickin' my front lawn
To a new jawn
If only I was as good as everyone stayin' so calm
You were so calm
And I can't remember the last three months
Guess I am a (?...)
(?...)
Well I'll be keepin' that one song

If you
Were a
Man you'd
Be so

If I
Was a
Man I'd
Be so

If you
Were a
Man you'd
Be so

If I
Was a