Jason Mraz - Girl on Page 3

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Girl on page 3, huh
Hey, hey, hey, huh
Hey, hey, hey, huh
Hey, hey, hey

When I was barely 18
Didn't make the A-team
Flunked out of school, wasn't cool
Mom and daddy saw that I was lost
And cured me out of cost
They put me on a jet plane
Now I'm in the UK, I'm the boss

Stayed with a crazy uncle
Illiterate, wrinkled, old male
I couldn't figure out the reason
That he bought the papers every day
Until he showed me the way
He turn me on to page 3
Naked beauties staring back at me
Me, huh!

(Hey, hey, hey)
I had to meet her
(Hey, hey, hey)
Now that I read her
(Hey, hey, hey)
She's barely legal for love

Girl on page 3
Please come with me
For crumpets and tea
Over my knee
My fantasy is a girl on page 3

So I called up Rupert Murdoch
Told him I was 2Pac
Ready to give my exclusive to The Daily Mirror and The Sun
But after we were done
He'd have to introduce me to my favorite, naked writer #1

(Wait a minute, wait a minute
You're never gonna believe what happened next)

On came the paper's editor
He swore I couldn't get at her
Unless I take it off at the newspaper 'til 2017
Sounded like a deal to me
So now I'm her competitor
We take it off together on page 3
Oh-wee, come on now!

(Hey, hey, hey)
This ain't no fiction
(Hey, hey, hey)
I got a big subscription
(Hey, hey, hey)
I got a personal delivery

For the girl on page 3
Please come with me
For crumpets and tea
Over my knee
My fantasy is the girl on page 3

We like to shag, watch Neighbours
And have it up on Coronation street, ha, ha
I like a sweet EastEnder
We blow a pound, you know what I mean

(Bring in that guitar lead, come on, yeah-ow!)
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel a slag I like to bag)
(Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright, oh-oh!)

She's the girl on page 3
And she's coming with me
For crumpets and tea
Over my knee
My fantasy is the girl on page 3

(One more time, sing along!)
She's the girl on page (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And she's coming with me (oh, oh, oh)
For crumpets and tea
Over my knee
My fantasy, wow-ow!
The girl on page 3

Release Date: May 23, 2020

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Jason Thomas Mraz, born June 23, 1977, released his debut album, Waiting for My Rocket to Come, which contained the hit single “The Remedy (I Won’t Worry)”, in 2002, but it was not until the release of his second album, Mr. A-Z, in 2005, that Mraz achieved major commercial success. The album peaked at number five on the Billboard 200 and sold over 100,000 copies in the US. In 2008, Mraz released his third studio album, We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things. The album debuted at number three on the Billboard 200 and was a commercial success worldwide, peaking in the top ten of many international charts

Mraz’s international breakthrough came with the release of the single “I’m Yours” from the album We Sing. We Dance. We Steal Things. The single peaked at number six on the Billboard Hot 100, giving Mraz his first top ten single. The song was on the Hot 100 for 76 weeks, beating the previous record of 69 weeks held by LeAnn Rimes' “How Do I Live”. The song was a commercial success in the US, receiving a 5x platinum certification from the RIAA for sales of over five million. The song was successful internationally, topping the charts in New Zealand and Norway and peaking in the top ten of multiple international charts