The Warp Zone - If "The Flash" Song Had

This Is Barry Allen
He Was Hit By Lightning
Now He's Faster
As A Meta-Human Saving Central City From Disaster
With The Science People Who Work At The Fancy Laboratory
Who Are All Attractive, Only To Distract You From The Story

His Folks Were Ripped Away (Too Sad)
He Fights Crime Every Day (So Rad)

Traveling Through Time And Alternate Dimensions In A Jiffy
Facing Different Metas, Also He Is Married To His Sister
That's Right, His Sister

They're Not Technically Related But They Both Grew Up Together
Hot As They May Be As Grown Adults, It Doesn't Make It Better
They Both Went Through Puberty While Living In The Same Abode
And Sharing The Same Father Who Is Cool With This Whole Scenario And Still Respected As A Lawman
Where's The Common Sense In That?
And Brainy Nerds At Star, Don't Have The Basic Concept Of A Social Norm

Anyway, The Show Has Crazy Stuff Like Human Sharks And Also Blindly Just Allows Two Legal Siblings To Get Freaking Married

Don't Get (I Mean Maybe It's Me, Maybe I'm The A-Hole)
Married (Love Is Love, Man, Who Am I To Discredit That?)
To Your Sibling (Well, It Works For Them So)
That's The Flash