Tin Tin - Only Ladies Play Croquet

She plays it fair, she plays it cool
Goes off her book of rules
On the green, she keeps it clean
Works so hard day to day just to make it better
Today is miles away
The lady plays croquet

'Cause only ladies play croquet
La la, la la, la la la la
Only ladies play croquet

In the shed behind the green
He teaches her the rules but then I see
So again, I'll rue this day
You'll bet your life it's not croquet

'Cause only ladies play croquet
La la, la la, la la la la
Only ladies play croquet