Lilausthesaucegod - Decumber

{Intro}
Bout to deck the halls, snow not the only that's gonna be white this Christmas
Gotta bust 496 times man
All these sins got me feeling like Dirty Dan
And got my dick feeling like it's on life support


{Chorus}
It's December so I gotta beat my dick
When my dick hurt replace the lube with Vicks
Got a handjob but still nutted on her feet
Don't need a nail salon paint her nails with my skeet


{Verse 1}
First day easy only gotta bust once
By day 20 too weak to eat my lunch
Use the same video don't got a lot of time
Gotta beat my meat always nutting on my mind
Tenderize way more than I ever should
Beat it like I always got morning wood
I beat my wood like It's Pinocchio
Keep saying it's long till it like his nose


{Chorus}
It's December so I gotta beat my dick
When my dick hurt replace the lube with Vicks
Got a handjob but still nutted on her feet
Don't need a nail salon paint her nails with my skeet


{Verse 2}
Leave females warm from my eggnog
Post nut clarity cleared up my mental fog
Now I can just focus on jacking off
So in the zone even beat it when It's soft
Got stocking stuffers for any girl
Keep Ejaculating until I hurl
Hands look Caucasian covered in lotion
Beat my dick till the bone is broken


{Chorus}
It's December so I gotta beat my dick
When my dick hurt replace the lube with Vicks
Got a handjob but still nutted on her feet
Don't need a nail salon paint her nails with my skeet


{Verse 3}
Gotta bust like I'm held at gun point
Bitch lick my dick like it's a damn joint
Pornhub, Hentai Haven those my go to's
Don't care how many tissues I go through
I'm bout to deck the halls, new coat of paint on my walls
I'll beat it all week, beating it as we speak
Damn now my dick looks like Chum
Don't give a fuck I'll still gonna cum

{Outro}
Might try to eat out someone's Sprite Cranberry this Christmas, no cherry cause we on that festive shit you already know