The Warp Zone - Star Wars Recap Song

Star wars has returned

To resume its storyline

Between the last film and now

Well, it's been a long long time

If you've forgotten anything

We'll remind you now

In a very detailed recap

Of how it all went down


Escape pod to Tatooine

Jawas, sentient machines

Young skywalker, sunset scene

R2 and sandpeople scream


Obi Wan in long dark robes

Must repair C-3P0

"Obi Wan you're my only hope!"

Uncle Owen! Aunt ooh… nope!


Mos Eisley

Lots of weirdos

Not the droids as far as we know

Han shoots first

Bye bye Greedo

Chewie, jump up to lightspeed go!


Alderaan to smithereens

"That's no moon"

Tractor beam

Dress up as the other team

To save the captured future queen

Dodging blasters

Trash compactor

Quote off between duelling actors

Wayward student slays his master

Must escape but must go faster


Tie fighters, hot pursuit

Don't get cocky kid just shoot!

Yavin four

Prep the troops

May the force be with you, Luke


Plus red 10, 3, 6, ET AL

Torpedoes miss

Computers fault

Use the force now Luke don't stall!

Vader! Falcon!

Phew! Close call


Death star goes klabooey

Everyone get out there zoomy

Medals for their royal duty

Han and Luke but eh not Chewie


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This is everything that happens in

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Ice planet

Wampa cave

Obi Wan beyond the grave

Solo in the blizzard, brave

Tauntaun guts

Luke is saved!


Back to base of frozen water

Nerf herder

Kiss that's awkward

Star destroyers

Giant walkers

Lots and lots of rebels slaughtered


Asteroids!

Take a breather

Rawr! Enormous phallic creature!

To Dagobah Luke!

Where you'll meet your aincent mupper jedi teacher


Physical and mental training

Vader vision

Yoda's phrasing

"Do or do not"

X-Wing raising

Whoop! Gotta go!

Friends need saving


Cloud city, wariness

Once more 3P0's a mess

Darth teams up with Boba Fett

As the worlds worst dinner guests


Luke is on his way, although

Carbonite for poor Han Solo

Altered deal

Dammit Lando!

Awesome kiss

"I love you."

"I know"


Luke and Vader this is it

Epic battle, trading hits

Sabers clash, pop and fizz

Nothing is as cool as this

Vader cuts him at the wrist

High above an endless pit

Dark side pitches

Luke resists

"I am your father."

Holy shit!!!


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This is everything that happens in

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Jabba's palace, next vendetta

Chewie captured, plan develops

Leia's bounty hunter getup

Unfreeze Han but it's a setup!


Luke shows up in Tatooine-y

Leia's super hot bikini

Rancor fight

That bikini

Sarlacc pit

That bikini


Walk the plank

But the plan is set

Green lightsaber catch, no sweat!

Jabba grossly choked to death

The same is true for Boba Fett


To Dagobah Luke retreats

Master Yoda dies in peace

Kenobi paints a family tree

Remember that one kissing scene?


Death star almost good to go

The emperor now joins the show

Endor is more frightening though

With Teddy Bears with bows and arrows!


Luke gets caught, confronts his Dad

Come with me, you're not all bad!

Rebels move in to attack

The death star, but oops

"It's a trap!"


One more saber fights a given

Vader's hand cut, Symbolism!!!

Lightning fingers

Indecision

Vader toss, and all's forgiven!


Bonding quick before it blows

Remove the helmet

Ugh its gross

Endor dancing

Happy ghosts

And that is how the story goes!


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That was everything that happened in

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There were only three instalments of

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Don't look any further into it

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