Grace Petrie - We're All In It Together
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{Verse 1}
The smart money's not on Osbourne
Not from where I judge it
Still he says there's no plan B, no we don't need a plan B
No there is no B in budget
And austerity's working wonders
So onwards we will forge
Before we sink the ship
Take a tip from double-dip
No, the smart money's not on George
{Verse 2}
And it's not gonna work with Duncan-Smith
Well, he's got no work, no pensions, no brainwaves
And apparently he hasn't heard that Britons
Never, never shall be Poundland's slaves
And it's off to work you go, you'll go for nothing
But do remember we inherited this mess
Shut your gobs, you scrounging slobs
Well, there's thousands of good jobs
But you'll not be paid to do 'em by IDS
{Verse 3}
And I'm liberally concerned for Mr. Clegg
He's the one with the sorrow in his eye
The only other way to distinguish him
Is by the colour of his tie
Yes, Tories they now come in yellow
And the secret courts are marched through double-quick
With sad eyes, apologise
But your members drop like flies
Yes, we're liberally concerned about Nick
{Bridge}
And Jeremy, he proves no remedy
Brought in to save our ailing NHS
But I've heard that it's full of coasting skivers
A career path well known for lack of stress
And why listen to our healthcare staff's opinions
When we've got those of Mr. Hunt
When every doctor and every nurse that I've spoken to
Seems to think that he's a co-
-mpletely inappropriate choice for the job
{Verse 4}
And across the bench is Mr. Milliband
Standing up for all the working folk
Apart from when the working folk want wages
That's when we finally get the joke
Then he put the slave right back into Labour
And the blue back into red
Business first, people last
Ideology is past
And there's no opposition from Ed
{Verse 5}
But I'm primarily concerned with Mr. Cameron
He seems to have his story wrong
Well, Labour didn't take all Britain's money after all
It was in the spare rooms of council houses all along
If we can just squeeze you all a little tighter
Every penny we must save
But old boys, do relax
We wouldn't dream of a mansion tax
Yes we're all in it together, us and Dave
Yes we're all in it together, us and Dave
{Verse 1}
The smart money's not on Osbourne
Not from where I judge it
Still he says there's no plan B, no we don't need a plan B
No there is no B in budget
And austerity's working wonders
So onwards we will forge
Before we sink the ship
Take a tip from double-dip
No, the smart money's not on George
{Verse 2}
And it's not gonna work with Duncan-Smith
Well, he's got no work, no pensions, no brainwaves
And apparently he hasn't heard that Britons
Never, never shall be Poundland's slaves
And it's off to work you go, you'll go for nothing
But do remember we inherited this mess
Shut your gobs, you scrounging slobs
Well, there's thousands of good jobs
But you'll not be paid to do 'em by IDS
{Verse 3}
And I'm liberally concerned for Mr. Clegg
He's the one with the sorrow in his eye
The only other way to distinguish him
Is by the colour of his tie
Yes, Tories they now come in yellow
And the secret courts are marched through double-quick
With sad eyes, apologise
But your members drop like flies
Yes, we're liberally concerned about Nick
{Bridge}
And Jeremy, he proves no remedy
Brought in to save our ailing NHS
But I've heard that it's full of coasting skivers
A career path well known for lack of stress
And why listen to our healthcare staff's opinions
When we've got those of Mr. Hunt
When every doctor and every nurse that I've spoken to
Seems to think that he's a co-
-mpletely inappropriate choice for the job
{Verse 4}
And across the bench is Mr. Milliband
Standing up for all the working folk
Apart from when the working folk want wages
That's when we finally get the joke
Then he put the slave right back into Labour
And the blue back into red
Business first, people last
Ideology is past
And there's no opposition from Ed
{Verse 5}
But I'm primarily concerned with Mr. Cameron
He seems to have his story wrong
Well, Labour didn't take all Britain's money after all
It was in the spare rooms of council houses all along
If we can just squeeze you all a little tighter
Every penny we must save
But old boys, do relax
We wouldn't dream of a mansion tax
Yes we're all in it together, us and Dave
Yes we're all in it together, us and Dave
