Matthew Ebel - The Last Pirate

{Verse 1}

They say a pirate's life for me
But pirates of what century?

Are there corsairs and sailing ships
Or torrent trading little shits?

On P2P or the high seas?
Will there be blood or C&Ds?

{Verse 2}

Don't make Anonymous upset
Thank God I haven't crossed 'em yet!

Are they peg-legged with parrot pets
Or basement rats afraid of sex?

Somewhere I think they missed a step
Cause they don't look like Johnny Depp!

{Chorus}

Yo Ho Ho, Is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody know, Yo Ho!

Sail away set a course for Pirate Bay
Cause the last pirate's fighting with the MPAA!

Yo Ho, Is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody show, Yo Ho?

Sail away set a course for Pirate Bay
Cause the last pirate's fighting with the RIAA!

{Verse 3}

Will nothing stop them in their tracks?
God knows they've tried to patch their cracks

With DRM they can't decrypt?
Maybe a disc that can't be ripped

There's blood on everybody's hands...
Shit I think we killed the fans!

{Chorus}

Yo Ho Ho, Is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody know, Yo Ho?

Sail away set a course for Pirate Bay
Cause the last pirate's fighting with the MPAA!

Yo Ho, Is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody show, Yo Ho?

Sail away set a course for Pirate Bay
Because the last pirate's fighting with the USA!

(Yo Ho Ho!)
Is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody know, Yo Ho?
(Yo Ho!)

Sail away set a course for Pirate Bay
Cause the last pirate's fighting with the MPAA!

(Yo Ho!)
Is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anyone show?
(Yo Ho Ho!)

{Outro}

(Sail away) Sail away set a course for Pirate Bay
Cause the last pirate's fighting
The last pirate's fighting
The last pirate's fighting with the RIAA
(Hyaa!)
(Yo Ho Ho!)