avatar
Your name :

or login

Add Song
New comments

The Warp Zone - Harry Potter Recap Rap

 
1
Copied!
Once upon a time, in 1991, lived a wizard named Harry, whose dad and mum were killed by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, or Voldemort for short, so Harry hops on a train

Off to Hogwarts, meets Hermione and Ron, The Sorting Hat sorts, then they get some quidditch on, a three-headed dog, he guards the Sorcerer's Stone, grants immortality to the person that owns it

Harry and his friends put the dog to sleep, then fight a plant, play chess, avoid flying keys. Locates Quirrell, with a turban on his head, which is hiding Voldemort, Harry touches him, he's dead
Voldemort's soul knocks Harry out, then he's gone, but Harry is protected by a spell from his mom, which means Voldemort can't harm her only son, so I guess the story's gonna go on and on
Year two starts with a warning from a Dobby, a letter stealing elf with the hopes of stopping, Harry from returning, but he doesn't follow orders. As they take a flying car from platform 9 and 3 quarters

Then they crash in, get detention, a message in blood is written, "Chamber of Secrets has been opened beware" This only applies to enemies of the heir, and that is when the kids begin to wonder who is Slytherin. Harry speaks snake, which confuses them a little, then he stumbles upon the diary of Tom Riddle. It seems Tom Riddle might have killed Moaning Myrtle, who's the ghost of a bathroom, and Ginny's in the middle of a ritual when, Harry gets in, kills a basilisk to save future girlfriend

(Harry Potter's a classic. Tale of good and evil. Do what is right not what is easy. Unless you're a lame muggle.)

Can you believe we're already at year 3, Harry blows up Aunt Marge eating with the Dursleys. Back to Hogwarts, he flees, on a Knight Bus, he leaves. Now for some reason, Dumbledore looks different to me. Sirius Black has escaped as a Prisoner of Azkaban, as a bunch of dementors fly around the place, make it dark and cold, while also sucking face and devouring souls. New defense against the dark arts: Professor Lupin, teaches the Patronus Charm, which a wizard can do when a dementor causes harm. That's when Ron's rat bites him, rat turns into Peter, Sirius and Lupin fight him. Peter Pettigrew now faces certain doom. Lupin turns into a werewolf 'cause of the moon, so the rat gets away, Sirius is not ok, but they turn back time and save him in replay

On to year 4, Harry's dreaming of a man, as the Goblet of Fire
Picks four champions. It should only be three, Moody makes him compete, and the deadly Tri-Wizard Tournament can begin. Save your friend from drowning once you find an egg, and the trophy's a portkey at the end of the maze. Cedric and Harry both go away to a graveyard where Peter Pettigrew awaits. The spare gets killed, Death Eaters make it worse, Voldemort gets blood to kill Harry, but first Expelliarmus vs the Killing Curse. Voldemort's wand breaks, Harry leaves with a burst

I really can't believe Harry's even still alive, gets expelled from Hogwarts at the start of year 5, but the Order of the Phoenix help the Ministry learn that Voldemort is already planning a return. New
Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher seems smarmy. The kids make a secret group: Dumbledore's Army. Voldemort possesses Harry, Sirius dies, "Neither can live while the other survives."

(These films kind of seem real dark now. Does everyone just die in the end? Let's not forget these movies were made as entertainment for children.)

In year 6, we learn about horcruxes. Voldemort stored his soul in objects like lockets and kids. Dumbledore is no more, Snape comes to Draco's defense, and admits that he is the Half-Blood Prince

Polyjuice, year 7 Potters now confuse the enemy, Death Eaters attack, and they take over the ministry. Patronus in the form of a doe to a sword, risk their life, break the ice, get the sword of
Gryffindor. Locket is destroyed, to the wilderness we go. To master death, you need the Deathly Hallows: Resurrection stone to resurrect ghosts. Elder wand, invisibility cloak. Voldemort steals the wand from Dumbledore's grave. Draco turns good, and we learn that Snape has been helping all along because of love for Harry's mom. So Harry must die so Voldemort can go away. Then he comes back to life, a bunch of Death Eaters die. Harry overpowers Voldemort, pieces to the sky. 19 years later Harry's married and a father. That end the saga of Harry James Potter

(Lots of plots and characters, did not make it in this rhyme. But that's what you get when you recap eight films in three minutes time.)

SoundCloud:

edit soundcloud

YouTube:

avatars_I
idiots30.03.22
shut up both of you
avatars_K
Kioop Koop05.01.22
They use the word girlfriend disgusting
avatars_L
looopploppp28.10.21
amazing lyrics how dare u
avatars_K
Kioop Koop06.10.21
Bad lyrics

More The Warp Zone lyrics

The Warp Zone

The Warp Zone

The meaning of the song

Biography

The Warp Zone is a talented group of five friends - Davis, Schroeder, Ryan, Brian, and Odom - who have made a name for themselves on YouTube with their hilarious parodies, songs, acapellas, raps, and comedy sketches.

Formed in 2010, The Warp Zone quickly gained a following for their clever takes on pop culture and gaming. Their unique blend of humor and musical talent has made them a standout in the YouTube community. Some of their most popular videos include The Batman Rap and Glad You Came, showcasing their ability to entertain and engage their audience.

In November 2018, The Warp Zone faced a setback when their production company, Defy Media, shut down, leading to a halt in new content due to funding issues. However, the group didn't stay down for long. On March 29th, 2019, The Warp Zone announced their triumphant return, much to the delight of their fans.

Since then, The Warp Zone has continued to create and release new videos, delighting their audience with their unique brand of comedy and music. With their dedication to their craft and their unwavering passion for entertainment, The Warp Zone is sure to continue to captivate and entertain audiences for years to come.

New Lyrics

Tabris - Discard | Lyrics
{Verse} Cracked out the bunch, I'm a bad egg Sayin' you got money, we
ZzzTud - Resisting | Lyrics
Listen to my words I don't understand why you're always resisting Baby in my
Yokeegan - Rapture | Lyrics
{Intro} I never wanna see her again But I'll look for her everywhere I
Tabris - 5iveonnit | Lyrics
{Hook} Imma kickstart this bitch with no backers We gon' spin his ass, we
Sunflower - Rex Orange County | Тexto
{Tradução de "Sunflower", de Rex Orange County} Girassol
Enzikipediaa! - Eu vomito sangue | Тexto
{Intro} (Me agarrou, me jogou no sofa, e zu-) (?) (AAAH)
Tabris - Wsup | Lyrics
{hook} Yeah i do the most, yeah i'm goin' ghost And i'm goin'
Eraz - Brille | Paroles
(Refrain) Peu de spleen, mon cœur cris plus famine Refuse le saut que tu fais dans
Enzikipediaa! - Supressor | Lyrics
{Chorus} I don't need supressor, cuz i love being loud, bitch I can cast