MadTV - I'm Sorry Mrs. Jackson
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(Spoken intro)
{REV. JACKSON}
And so I decided to retire from the public life
{REPORTER}
Reverend Jackson, if you had one thing to say to your wife about your love child, what would it be?
{REV. JACKSON}
Well
(Musical intro)
This one goes out to my baby's mama
And her baby's mama
And her baby Bahama mama drama
Let's do this
(Hook)
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, she was just a cheap thrill
That's my love child, that I can't deny
Child support and alimony will bleed me dry
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, I thought she was on the Pill
I never meant to cheat on you, dear wife
So I retire from the public life
(Verse 1)
Her behind was fine, to me it's shaped nicely
What started off soft grew so hot, it made me forget about wifey
A low-cut sweater plus the weather made her keep her chest out
Every time we talked, I'd look, my mind would wander with her breast out
The late night chats, the late nights meetings was cool, but then they got crazy
I never thought 10 months from now, she'd actually have my baby
And now that the story is leakin', it's me in the tabloids edition
I tried to pay her off, she said, "Screw that, I want the coalition."
I thought if you found out, I figured our marriage might die
I thought if I'd told first, you'd forgive me, keep hope alive
But now that the story's out, I really look like a dumb brother
Maybe next time I cheat on you, Jesse won't forget his rubber
(Hook)
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, she was just a cheap thrill
That's my love child, that I can't deny
Child support and alimony will bleed me dry
(Hook)
{MRS. JACKSON}
I'm sorry Mr. Jackson, this mess is real
Your black ass is goin' out the door
Kick it with your skank-ass funky whore
I'm sorry Mr. Jackson, let's make a deal
Call my lawyer, see what he has to say
But brotha get ready, 'cause you're gonna have to pay
(Verse 2)
I can't believe you, reverend, you had the nerve to cheat on me
After all the nasty things you had me doin' between our sheets
You're lucky I'm a Christian woman, woo, and Lord I love my Christ
'Cause I was about ready to cut your little Jackson with a knife
You embarrassed me in front of the world, our children, and whomever
So Reverend Jackson, I'm walkin' out on you, like, forever
{REV. JACKSON}
Forever? Forever ever? Forever ever ever?
(Hook)
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson
{MRS. JACKSON}
I'm through with you
{REV. JACKSON}
I'll do anything to keep you 'round
{MRS. JACKSON}
You messed up and now you're goin' down
{REV. JACKSON}
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, I thought she was on the Pill
I never meant to cheat on you, dear wife
So I retire from the public life
{REV. JACKSON}
And so I decided to retire from the public life
{REPORTER}
Reverend Jackson, if you had one thing to say to your wife about your love child, what would it be?
{REV. JACKSON}
Well
(Musical intro)
This one goes out to my baby's mama
And her baby's mama
And her baby Bahama mama drama
Let's do this
(Hook)
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, she was just a cheap thrill
That's my love child, that I can't deny
Child support and alimony will bleed me dry
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, I thought she was on the Pill
I never meant to cheat on you, dear wife
So I retire from the public life
(Verse 1)
Her behind was fine, to me it's shaped nicely
What started off soft grew so hot, it made me forget about wifey
A low-cut sweater plus the weather made her keep her chest out
Every time we talked, I'd look, my mind would wander with her breast out
The late night chats, the late nights meetings was cool, but then they got crazy
I never thought 10 months from now, she'd actually have my baby
And now that the story is leakin', it's me in the tabloids edition
I tried to pay her off, she said, "Screw that, I want the coalition."
I thought if you found out, I figured our marriage might die
I thought if I'd told first, you'd forgive me, keep hope alive
But now that the story's out, I really look like a dumb brother
Maybe next time I cheat on you, Jesse won't forget his rubber
(Hook)
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, she was just a cheap thrill
That's my love child, that I can't deny
Child support and alimony will bleed me dry
(Hook)
{MRS. JACKSON}
I'm sorry Mr. Jackson, this mess is real
Your black ass is goin' out the door
Kick it with your skank-ass funky whore
I'm sorry Mr. Jackson, let's make a deal
Call my lawyer, see what he has to say
But brotha get ready, 'cause you're gonna have to pay
(Verse 2)
I can't believe you, reverend, you had the nerve to cheat on me
After all the nasty things you had me doin' between our sheets
You're lucky I'm a Christian woman, woo, and Lord I love my Christ
'Cause I was about ready to cut your little Jackson with a knife
You embarrassed me in front of the world, our children, and whomever
So Reverend Jackson, I'm walkin' out on you, like, forever
{REV. JACKSON}
Forever? Forever ever? Forever ever ever?
(Hook)
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson
{MRS. JACKSON}
I'm through with you
{REV. JACKSON}
I'll do anything to keep you 'round
{MRS. JACKSON}
You messed up and now you're goin' down
{REV. JACKSON}
I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, I thought she was on the Pill
I never meant to cheat on you, dear wife
So I retire from the public life
