Matthew Ebel - Merry Christmas from Cell Block 2
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{Verse 1}
We know that it's that time of year when families come together
To sing and laugh and eat too much and gripe about the weather
It’s Christmas but I'm sad to say we're in a situation
We can’t come home until the end of our incarceration
(Alien)
*gibberish*, Matthew
(Matthew)
Hey, what's up?
(Alien)
*gibberish*
(Matthew)
Ha!
We're far from family but still the locals treat us kindly
The guards are cheerful even though they're ordered to confine me
The aliens across from us got nicked for snowball-fighting
They made us earwax candles to provide some festive lighting
{Chorus}
In this cosy prison cell from all the inmates and my crew
Merry Christmas from cell block two
Merry Christmas from cell block two
(Alien)
Who stole baby Jesus from Oog's nativity set, huh?
{Verse 2} (Matthew)
The mobsters down in cell block one sent us a pile of fishes
And someone swiped the warden's credit card to buy us dishes
We tried to start some caroling but no one dared to sing
We asked what Santa Claus looked like but no one saw a thing
A Yule log was courtesy of Blarg, who's in for arson
Though he swears his crime's impersonation of a parson
The neighbor’s from a distant world he’s serving ten-to-twenty
Gifted us a shiv to cut the cake 'cause he’s got plenty
{Chorus}
In this cosy prison cell from all the inmates and my crew
Merry Christmas from cell block two
Merry Christmas from cell block two
{Bridge}
We know we won't be here for long
(We know we won't be here for long)
Like everyone that's in here we did nothing wrong
(Like everyone that’s in here we did nothing wrong)
We hope that we'll be out before it gets too late
But in or out we plan to celebrate!
(But in or out we plan to celebrate!)
Heh, yeah!
{Verse 3}
We made eggnog in our commode but no one wants to drink it
I guess we could have used the sink, but no one thought to think it
We had a tree with ornaments and tinsel colored gold
Yesterday it disappeared they say it made parole
{Chorus}
From this cosy prison cell from all the inmates and my crew
Merry Christmas from cell block two
Merry Christmas time from of all of us to all of you
{Outro}
(Guard)
Hey, #4255, keep it down in there!
(Matthew)
Sorry!
Merry Christmas from cell block two!
(Proto)
Happy life day, captain
(Matthew)
Happy life d-
Wait, what did you say?
(Proto)
Merry Christmas, captain
(Matthew)
Merry Christmas, Proto
{Verse 1}
We know that it's that time of year when families come together
To sing and laugh and eat too much and gripe about the weather
It’s Christmas but I'm sad to say we're in a situation
We can’t come home until the end of our incarceration
(Alien)
*gibberish*, Matthew
(Matthew)
Hey, what's up?
(Alien)
*gibberish*
(Matthew)
Ha!
We're far from family but still the locals treat us kindly
The guards are cheerful even though they're ordered to confine me
The aliens across from us got nicked for snowball-fighting
They made us earwax candles to provide some festive lighting
{Chorus}
In this cosy prison cell from all the inmates and my crew
Merry Christmas from cell block two
Merry Christmas from cell block two
(Alien)
Who stole baby Jesus from Oog's nativity set, huh?
{Verse 2} (Matthew)
The mobsters down in cell block one sent us a pile of fishes
And someone swiped the warden's credit card to buy us dishes
We tried to start some caroling but no one dared to sing
We asked what Santa Claus looked like but no one saw a thing
A Yule log was courtesy of Blarg, who's in for arson
Though he swears his crime's impersonation of a parson
The neighbor’s from a distant world he’s serving ten-to-twenty
Gifted us a shiv to cut the cake 'cause he’s got plenty
{Chorus}
In this cosy prison cell from all the inmates and my crew
Merry Christmas from cell block two
Merry Christmas from cell block two
{Bridge}
We know we won't be here for long
(We know we won't be here for long)
Like everyone that's in here we did nothing wrong
(Like everyone that’s in here we did nothing wrong)
We hope that we'll be out before it gets too late
But in or out we plan to celebrate!
(But in or out we plan to celebrate!)
Heh, yeah!
{Verse 3}
We made eggnog in our commode but no one wants to drink it
I guess we could have used the sink, but no one thought to think it
We had a tree with ornaments and tinsel colored gold
Yesterday it disappeared they say it made parole
{Chorus}
From this cosy prison cell from all the inmates and my crew
Merry Christmas from cell block two
Merry Christmas time from of all of us to all of you
{Outro}
(Guard)
Hey, #4255, keep it down in there!
(Matthew)
Sorry!
Merry Christmas from cell block two!
(Proto)
Happy life day, captain
(Matthew)
Happy life d-
Wait, what did you say?
(Proto)
Merry Christmas, captain
(Matthew)
Merry Christmas, Proto
