Joe Hendry - Joe Hendry's Teenage Dirtbag Theme Song

{INTRO}

Joe Hendry

{VERSE 1}
My name's Kennedy, I manage Tim Wylie
But I'm so lonely, I've been asking some questions
Got a text from my mom, I'm George Michaels' son

{BRIDGE 1}
But George doesn't know who I am
And George doesn't give a damn about me

{Chorus}
Now you're getting battered by Joe Hendry
'Cause you said a swear word that offends me
You're getting battered by Joe Hendry right now
Ooooohhhhhh

{VERSE 2}
My name is Tim, I'm facing Joe Hendry
But I'm scared of him, he's a freak of nature
He won't give me a chance, I've pissed in my pants

{BRIDGE 2)
But nobody knows who I am
And nobody gives a damn about me

{Chorus}
Now you're getting battered by Joe Hendry
'Cause you said a swear word that offends me
You're getting battered by Joe Hendry right now
Ooooohhhhhh