TISM - Fatboy Slim Dusty

{Verse 1}
Ecstasy's had a bad rap
The drug's okay but the music's crap
Technos made with computer cable
Sampling machine and old turntable
Get a loop then cut and paste her
Buy a trip then lick the paper
There's new school, old school, prep school too
The DJs that nobody knew
But now they're known for doing what?
Ideas, music, melody, nope
They don't sing, they're not able
They put your record on a turntable

{Chorus}
Techno is crap
Techno is crap
Techno is crap
...and so is hip hop

{Verse 2}
Jupiter's orbit is about as long
As your standard rave techno song
Bleep, bleep, blur, repeat at will
Do scratching crap and go until
Two hours later, are the bleeps still there?
But checking the reverb on the snare
TOOOOKKKKEEEEENNN!!!

{Verse 3}
Hip hop? Buddy, don't get me started
So how do you get yourself charted?
Kids love this stuff 'cause it's so new
Put in a sample from a pop song too
You've got a hit, how come it sold?
The melody and it's thirty years old

{Chorus}
Techno is crap
Techno is crap
Techno is crap
...and so is rock