Ralph's World - Malcolm McGillikitty

He sits in the kitchen and he doesn’t do much
But he purrs when he sees me ‘cause he that knows I love him
He knows what you’re thinking what do you think about that?
Malcolm McGillikitty the psychic cat
The mice are all scared ‘cause he knows where they hide
But he would never eat ‘em ‘cause he’s much too nice
He’s waiting in the kitchen when it’s time for a snack
Malcolm McGillikitty the psychic cat
And I know everybody thinks I’m crazy
‘Cause I think he knows exactly what I’m thinking
But when I’m scared in the middle of the night
He sneaks through the house and he lies by my side
Malcolm McGillikitty, Malcolm
He waits at the door before my Dad gets home
He can’t see him there but he knows that he’s coming
Hides under the couch when it’s time for the vet
He knows that we’re looking for him -- he’s a psychic cat
And I know everybody thinks I’m crazy
‘Cause I think he knows exactly what I’m thinking
But when I’m scared in the middle of the night
He sneaks through the house and he lies by my side
Malcolm McGillikitty, Malcolm McGillikitty, Malcolm
Malcolm McGillikitty the psychic cat
Malcolm McGillikitty the psychic cat