Shmeur - Peppa Pig

{Refrain}

That hole pink like Peppa Pig
Nipples pink like Peppa Pig
I’m goin’ green: Benjamin
I keep it lit: Edison
My dick a Chia Pet; when you gettin’ wet it’s gettin’ big
I got that pink head lemme stick it in your Peppa Pig

{Verse 1}

I got a big tool; let’s workshop
Penis cut like porkchops
Suck it till you got a sore jaw
Then I’ll cum on your chest like a sports bra
Hitting third base like a shortstop
Flow so dirty need a floor mop
I'ma sneak into your backdoor 'cause the front door got a doorstop

My cum sticky like Charlotte’s Web
You some pig, you my Wilbur
I say what the fuck I want
No Snapchat, no filter
I hope your wig’s tight
Let’s get nasty: pigsty
They ask me when I’ll stop rapping 'bout sex
I say, "when pigs fly"

{Hook}

I’m hot like a pepper, bars as fresh as peppermint
Bringin’ home the bacon goin’ ham like Peppa Pig (ay)
Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig
I’m a pig for your pink meat: Peppa Pig

{Verse 2}

I’m with three bears: Goldilocks
And I always score; goalie box
Blowin’ three pigs: Big Bad Wolf
Let’s run a train: rolling stocks
Nice caboose, let’s run a train, Thomas the Tank Engine
I always keep it a hunnid
I keep it Frank: Benjamin
So many pigs, call it Animal Farm
Spittin’ this heat; pull the fire alarm
I know how to raise cocks, but I wasn’t born in a barn
Pups wanna bone: rawhide
Get my wood wet: log ride
I got a couple pigs bound in my bed, yeah, they hogtied

{Hook}

I’m hot like a pepper, bars as fresh as peppermint
Bringin’ home the bacon goin’ ham; Peppa Pig
Peppa pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig
Peppa pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig
I’m hot like a pepper, bars as fresh as peppermint
Bringin’ home the bacon goin’ ham; Peppa Pig
Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig
I'm a pig for your pink meat: Peppa Pig

{Bridge}

Uh
Ayo, open up: corkscrew
We both pigs; I’ll pork you
Meat too thick for spoonin’
So how's about I fork you?
We a couple pigs in a blanket
I call that breakfast in bed
And I’ll whip out my sausage
Sizzlin’ hot give me some head
Okay, 'cause we dirty, we nasty
Got your booty on lock, no latchkey
There’s a party in my pants and you’re invited
Have you met my Great Gatsby?
Okay, let’s play, come inside my pigpen
I'm lookin’ for a clocksucker who wants to see my Big Ben

Lemme eat all that pink; I'm starving dude
You know I got the sauce; you got the BBQ
'Cause we dirty, nasty, filthy, trashy
Swine squealin’ for a meal
Oink! Let’s boink
Bitch, I’m hungry for that swill

{Hook}

I’m hot like a pepper, bars as fresh as peppermint
Bringin’ home the bacon goin’ ham; Peppa Pig
Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig
Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig
I’m hot like a pepper, bars as fresh as peppermint
Bringin’ home the bacon goin’ ham; Peppa Pig
Peppa pig, Peppa Pig, Peppa Pig
I'm a pig for your meat: Peppa Pig