Shmeur - Royal Flu$h

{Hook}

I’m the King of the game
I’m an Ace with the pen
I got a pair of bad Queens with me and they both 10s
I’m a Jack of all trades; you ain’t doin' much
You just got played; now that’s a royal flush

{Verse 1}

Suit yourself; I’m a diamond in the rough
Wear my heart upon my sleeve
When I be grinding in the club
I'm gettin’ money in spades
Hoes dig me like spades
You doin’ jack shit just jackin’ off
I’m a jack-of-all-trades
I’m gettin’ trade like playing cards
I’m gettin’ trade, I’m gettin’ laid
If you duds is thirsty drink some lemonade
I’m gettin' paid, take the L from lemon cuz you gettin' p(l)ayed
I go beast mode; you gettin’ spayed
You buggin’ me; you gettin’ sprayed
Okay lemme get the raid
I’m the bomb about to detonate
You so full of shit, man you should defecate
I’m so lit; I radiate
My word is law; I legislate
My flow insane call 'em Crazy 8s
I got a pair for a full 16 - get it straight

{Hook}

I’m the King of the game
I’m an Ace with the pen
I got a pair of bad Queens with me and they both 10s
I’m a Jack of all trades; you ain’t doin' much
You just got played; now that’s a royal flush

{Post-hook}

That’s a royal flush
That’s a, that’s a royal flush
I’m royalty you’re shit that needs to be flushed
That’s a royal flush
That’s a, that’s a royal flush
Your fingers must be missing 'cause you so out of touch

That’s a royal flush
That’s a royal flush, royal flush
That’s a royal flush
That’s a motherfuckin’ royal flush
That’s a royal flush
That’s a royal flush, royal flush
Keep talking shit I’ll scrub your mouth out with a toilet brush

{Verse 2}

I’m the king and the pawnbroker
Bite my style like you’re Dracula; I’m Bram Stoker
5 studs in my bed like Poker
And you know we get it wild like jokers
Get wild like deuces chuck 'em
Up that ass just too loosen and fuck it
Let’s get taboo; I’m on your skin like a tattoo
Slappin’ dat ass too like Egyptian Ratscrew
Try to cheat me, I’ll give you War, I ain’t bluffin’
I’ll deck you; I’ll cut you; your face will start shufflin’
Yeah, you’ll end up Solitaire, you know, UNO bitch
I’m golden like the gate, but this song ain’t got no bridge
Try to reel in a realer ginger rapper with my speed, hooks, and lines - Go Fish
But it’s so niche, I wonder how many card games you hoes missed
Did you notice or you a slow bitch?
Oh shit let me break it down
I wear the crown so you bow down

Dumb this shit down 'cause these bitches can’t keep up (huh)
Money talks these mute bitches need to speak up (what)
I’m a bad bitch you a teacup (mutt)
If you ball show me the green better tee up (putt)

{Hook}

I’m the King of the game
I’m an Ace with the pen
I got a pair of bad Queens with me and they both 10s
I’m a Jack of all trades; you ain’t doin' much
You just got played; now that’s a royal flush

{Post-hook}

That’s a royal flush
That’s a, that’s a royal flush
I’m royalty you’re shit that needs to be flushed
That’s a royal flush
That’s a, that’s a royal flush
You must got a dead man’s hand because you’re so out of touch

I’m a royal flush
I’m a royal flush, royal flush
I’m a royal flush
I’m a motherfuckin’ royal flush
I’m a royal flush, royal flush
Keep talking shit I’ll scrub your mouth out with a toilet brush

{Outro}

Play your cards right with me
Better play your cards right
Play your cards right with me
Better play your cards right
Play your cards right with me
Better play your cards right
Or else fold