Screaming Monkey Boner - March Of The Midgets

What's that in the distance, oh my gosh, oh my goodness, what
Could it
Possibly be?
It seems like the sound of a thousand midgets coming to town
To take revenge
Upon me!

How could they have known, I found one outside my home and
Now he is my
Garden gnome?
I'm not a prejudice or racist, it's just when I see a midget
I loose control!

{Chorus:}
I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them and
They hate me!
I hate circus midgets, I hate circus midgets, I hate them
Yes indeed!
Break it down