​high bugs - The Happy Chef

{Chorus}

I eat dog food
I got salmonella
I eat dog food
I got salmonella

{Bridge}

Paloma, vendetta
Prosecco, Beretta
A prophet's novella
Bacterial flagella

{Verse 1}

When I'm up late, in the rafters of
Your grandmother's estate, or park pavilion
Behind a sewer grate, I got my eyes on you
Inhaling distillate, I'm gonna steal your food

{Bridge 2}

I know, just what, just what, I gotta say to you
I got, my fork, my knife, and I got my spoon
I got salmonella
I eat dog food

{Verse 2}

Once I get a foot inside the door there's just no pushing out
I've been up all night like a raccoon to plan optimal routes
I been firmly asked to leavе by muscle the buffet is staffin'
If I walk out thе front door I still know three or four ways back in

Sometimes stow away on cruises, hibernate inside the mud
Sometimes sabotage a sluiceway just to cause a minor flood
Sometimes leave out silver dollars to attract neighborhood crows
(There's) something that I gotta tell you, something that you outta know

{Chorus}

I eat dog food
I got salmonella
I eat rat poison
And fifty sticks of mozzarella

{Outro}

I know that you got that
I know that you heard me right
Maybe we could top that
Maybe it'll be alright
Maybe I'll get gangrene
Maybe I'll regret it
Maybe it'll make a scene
Maybe I will let it