Blue Fringe - Flippin' Out

{Verse 1}
Tell me if I'm wrong, but it happens alot
Ben Yehudah on erev Shabbat
I'm on my way to Mea Shearim
When suddenly I hear a high pitched scream
I turn around to see what that could be
And then I notice two seminary girls
And they hug and shriek
Cause they haven't seen each other
For one whole week

I start to think that girls are gashmeus
I tell myself that I'm above that shtus
So I break up with her, my life long friend
Kavod Habriut is just pretend
And now I'm thinking that I'm super shtark
Because I only wear white shirts and dark pants
And maybe a black hat too
Now let me take a good look at you

{Chorus}
I'm flippin' out
And my Rebbe's shepping nachas
I'm flippin' out
But my parents will kick my tuchus

{Verse 2}
I just heard a half hour halacha shiur
And decided to change the way I've lived for 18 years
I fought with my parents that they're incorrect
Well what about kibud av v'am, a little respect?
My parents ask "Are you ever coming home?"
But I just ask them for a loan
Because money I only spend on seforim
I got a Rambam Ritvah Rashbah and all the Rishonim

No more movies, it's pritzus city!
No more English music cause she might be pretty!
Now it's only Carlebach and Miami boys
That's all the stuff I used to call noise
I'm getting frummer, yeah I'm on my way
Just gotta learn all those catch phrases that I'll need to say
Like "shkoyach" and "mestamuh" too
Cause I know if I don't say them I'm not a frum Jew

{Outro}
I'm flippin out
And I never shave my face
I'm flippin out
Cause I'm always in the bais
I'm flippin out
And I'll never take a shower
I'm flippin out
Cause Israel has no water power!
I'm flippin out
And you're varfen up s'voras
I'm flippin out
But I eat and sleep Gemorahs
I'm flippin out
And I think I can give a shiur
I'm flippin out
But I've been "shtygin" for a year
I'm flippin out
And now you only eat cholent
I'm flippin out
And nothing rhymes with cholent!
I'm flippin out
And now I'm starting to smoke
I'm flippin out
Yeah, this song was just a joke